deduct:

i really wanna be in a movie but on the other hand, i’d probably make them delete the every scene because i looked bad

(via unescapable)

trencly:

Teacher: Can I see your homework?
Me: Haha no way loser do your own

(via definitive)

unconfuses:

how awesome would it be if you could just mute people on a daily basis tho

(via orgasm)